batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via dollypartonsboobssaveslives)


2 hours ago // 382,321 notes

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via c0unterparks)


3 hours ago // 276,873 notes

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

(via glamourkilled)


5 hours ago // 202,200 notes
falloutboybarakat:

Joe is the hippie dad Patrick is the stay at home mom who spends all day cleaning  Andy is the 30 year old son who lives in the basement and plays video games all day And Pete is the misunderstood emo teenager who stays in his room all the time

cakeman265:

"Do you drive?"

"Yeah."

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"No, a real car."

"Yeah."

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(via a-bowtie-for-everyday)


14 hours ago // 13,544 notes